Thursday, December 13, 2012
Frequently Asked Questions about lesbian weddings
OK, I am totally making this up, but I think it would be like this:
A: No, but my mother is. That was one of her first reactions when I told her we were getting married. “I have to buy a dress!”
A: No. I’d be totally uncomfortable and Lynne would be mortified . Luckily, it’s not required.
Q: Aren’t you going to wear high heels?
Q: What colors are you going to wear?
A: I trying not to wear all black, but that sure is appealing.
A: No, that would be silly. See above answer.
Q: But you’ve been together 35 years!
A: As we will say in our vows, this relationship is our home upon this planet.